behave - chumbawumba

let's suppose you've got through the vanilla-style dates. let's assume you chewed with your mouth closed, were punctual, attentive and polite.

let's assume you've made it to the home visit. She has invited you to Her home. whaddaya do now, hot-shot?

in pornography, you could reasonably expect to be hauled through Her front door, forcibly stripped by Her large-breasted handmaidens and live happy ever after.

as ever, real life is wired very differently to our imaginings. one thing that's certain though, from the moment you enter Her home, it'll be Her way or the highway.

your purpose, as a slave, is to maintain Her comfort, He pleasure and Her convenience. you might as well leave any kinks, preferences or expectations outside. Ok, you might get lucky, but then again, you just might not.

i'm assuming you had the sense to focus your energies on Someone Whose totems 'n' taboos matched your own, right?

Somebody with similar tastes in art and politics. Someone Who reciprocated your personality type with Her own.

otherwise things are going to get very boring. very quickly.

Her gaff, Her rules.